John McCain won the Florida Primary last night, defeating Mitt Romney 36% to 31%. Rudy Guiliani finished a distant third after skipping the early primaries and staking his whole campaign on winning Florida (You gotta love the New York Times, who has been RIPPING Guiliani all week, for their final headline “For Guiliani, a Dizzying Freefall”). He will drop out and endorse McCain today.

Trevor Timm is a Blast Magazine staff writer