Jan. 31, 2008
9:52 Hills: “hahahahahahah!” She so scary when she do that!
9:48 “Would you consider a Clinton/Obama or Obama/Clinton ticket?” Finally! The question we’ve been waiting for! “Presumptuous” says Obama. “Part of what I’d like to do is restore a sense of what is possible in government… no more yes-men or -women in the White House… whether it’s my cabinet or the lowest civil servant out there, I want them to realize that they’re working for the American people…”
9:47 “It’s a lonely job being the prez” so why are you touting your “experience” in the White House as First Lady?
9:45 Could a Hillary Clinton White house “control” former Prez Clinton?
9:44 Stevie Wonder? WTF? And why are they gratuitously talking about Hollywood censorship? Since when has that had equal weight with Iraq?
9:37 Are they still talking about Iraq?
9:35 Hillary’s getting madd boos!
9:23 Iraq. “I want to end the mindset that got us into the war in the first place.” Wolf says: “And that’s a clear swipe at you.” Whoa, Wolf-man, where did that come from?
9:11 “Can you be an agent of change when we have had the same two families in the White House for 30 years?” Hillary’s response: “We’re judged on our own merit… it did take a Clinton to clean up after the first Bush, and it might take another one to clean up after this Bush.” How are you being judged on your own merit, then, Hillary, if you’re just another Clinton?
9:08 “We are bringing in a whole new generation of voters.” More like, you are, but still, a nice sentiment, Barack.
9:06 Tori says: “This debate is funnier than Scientology.”
9: 04 “Mitt Romney hasn’t gotten a very good return on his investment so far in this presidential campaign” LOLZ! (Obama)
9:01 (Hillary) “I was appointed in the Carter administration…” 1) How old are you? 2) Tori says: “They only appointed you because you were a piece of ass back then.”
8:58 “I have spent my entire adult life trying to bring about change in this country…the leadership that’s needed is the ability to bring people together… to overcome the special interests… talking straight to the American people…” [on why Obama is equally, or more prepared to be Prez than Hillary]
8:49 “Demagoguery?” WTF? “making use of popular prejudices and false claims and promises in order to gain power” nice vocab, Hills!
8:48 “Actually, I co-sponsored immigration reform…back in 2004 when Barack had to come to the Senate…” (Tori says: Back when Barack was a wee babe!)
8:44 I’m getting lost amidst Hills’ 4353263 Commandments for Immigration Reform.
8:37 “People did really well during that time period…” Wait, are you talking about Bill Clinton’s administration? Oooh… And her last name is Clinton! I get it now!
8:34 Whoa! It’s Jason Alexander! (Not the one that Brit married)
8:32 “It’s pretty hard for the Republicans to argue fiscal responsibility when they’ve added 3 trillion dollars in debt…” haha, BURN! (Obama)
8:30 “The health care industry is extremely well-funded.” No way, for real? (Hills)
8:27 “Enlist the American people” in government, versus leaving politics in the hands of special interests and lobbyists. (Obama)
8:22 Tori says: “If if I were sitting there, I would slap her. You can see Barack, he keeps touching his chin to keep himself from punching her in the face.”
8:20 “You can mandate it [health care], but there will still be people who can’t afford it.” (Obama)
8:14 My roommate (Tori) notices that neither candidate is wearing a flag pin. “Who do they think they are? Not Americans, huh?”
8:11 “What is the most important policy distinction between you two?” Great question! In response, Hillary lists more stuff that’s going badly.
8:09 Hillary also lists all the stuff that’s going badly. (Is Barack doodling?)
8:08 “How do we take the country in a new direction?” Barack questions, after listing all the stuff that is going badly. “It is the past versus the future”, not gender, race, or anything else. “Change that brings the country together… I have confidence that we can solve any problem…” Yes!
8:05 “There are no rules!” and Hillary cackles. What is she going to do?
8:02 Hillary’s suit really clashes with Barack’s. Why did she think mud brown would be a good idea?
8:00 I wish there had been a red carpet for this. Is Jack Nicholson there?
