If High School Presentations Were Graded Like Presidential Politics:

Aug. 7, 2008   7 Comments  

Bobby: …and so that is how E=mc2. Any questions?

Teacher: Yes, Bobby, you seemed to be a little too in control of the facts. Was that arrogance I heard in your voice?

Bobby: Umm, well, everything I said is true and I backed up it with empirical data, primary source information and government statistics in my accompanying research paper.

Teacher: Still, you sound a little too sure of yourself. Although everything you said was accurate, I’m taking points off for that smug look on your face.

Bobby: What?

Teacher: Any other questions from the class?

Another student: Are you a Muslim?

Bobby: Excuse me!?

Teacher: He’s got a good point there, Bobby. Your skin color is slightly darker than the rest of the class and your last name is spelled funny. How do you respond to the charges that you’re a Muslim?

Student: Well….I…I just don’t think that’s relevant.

Teacher: (shaking his head)

Comments

  1. mark says:

    fantastic

  2. Who cares? says:

    Barak is the only one talking about what color his skin is. Hes the one creating this whole racism shit. Get off skin color. If us whites are so racist, why is Barak getting 90+% of the black vote? I dont see McCain getting 90+% of the white vote. Racism isnt the problem. so get off of it.

  3. Mr.Death says:

    Who Cares,

    what?

  4. votershatefreedom says:

    neocons shouldn’t be allowed the internet

  5. philbert says:

    no

    i just think…

    NO

    who the fuck is bobby… his name isn’t Albert so your argument is invalid

  6. J says:

    Teacher: You also stuttered a couple of times so just because you’re not the best speaker, I can tell you’re a complete moron.
    Bobby: What?

    (This comic was just blatantly for Obama I had to say it goes both ways (not that I’m a Bush fan))

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