While it is generally deplorable that John McCain’s campaign is sending out hundreds of thousands of sleazy robocalls essentially insinuating that Barack Obama is a terrorist, McCain also may be doing the country a service. We finally have the definitive test of whether our country has the intelligence to survive as a superpower for the next century.

And that test is this: Will the People of the United States, in the most important election of their lifetime, have their decision swayed by a fucking robot?

Only time will tell.

Trevor Timm is a Blast Magazine staff writer