Kellen Rice
Articles by K. Rice:
September 11, 2008Are you that guy who sits in the corner of the bar, desperately wishing for the guts to get up on stage to try your hand-or rather, voice-at karaoke? Do you down glasses of liquid courage one after the other just to pass out before it’s your turn at the mic?
We have good news for [...]
Read my review of the movie here!
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Images of the fourth-generation iPod Nano were leaked onto the Internet recently. Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple, immediately announced, “That’s it. We’re not making any more iPods. The idea that someone would leak those images is hurtful and wrong and because of [...]
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After sound rebukes from those who commented on my previous article (Twilight Sucks… And Not In A Good Way), like ‘Sydnie’ and ‘Kalo’, who wrote, “All of your opinions are completely FALSE!” and “YOU JUST THINK TOO MUCH JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE !” respectively, I decided [...]
August 16, 2008Written by Phoenix native Stephenie Meyer, the popularity of the young-adult series comprised of Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and the newly-released Breaking Dawn has reached critical mass. With a Twilight film adaptation coming to theaters this winter and an opening day’s sales of 1.3 million books for her latest installment, Meyer can be left with no doubt of her success. From a first-time novelist to a mainstay on the best sellers list, she has risen through the ranks like a veritable juggernaut.
But why? To figure out why the books were inspiring legions of fans and a dozen fan-sites (including the recently hacked Twilight Lexicon), I read the books myself to see what’s what.
To put it simply, dear reader, I was horrified. Not just by the sickeningly purple prose or the lack of general writing quality, but the books themselves are insulting on every level—as a woman, as a teenager, as a literature student, and as a graduate of the Harry Potter craze. What’s worse is that so few seem to realize it.
March 28, 2008Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY) began her 2008 campaign by announcing a Presidential Exploratory Committee on January 20, 2007. Even after her defeat in Iowa’s primary, she ran her campaign as though she were already the presumptive nominee of the Democratic Party. She then proceeded to lose 12 straight contests in a row, and [...]
January 31, 20089:52 Hills: “hahahahahahah!” She so scary when she do that!
9:48 “Would you consider a Clinton/Obama or Obama/Clinton ticket?” Finally! The question we’ve been waiting for! “Presumptuous” says Obama. “Part of what I’d like to do is restore a sense of what is possible in government… no more yes-men or -women in the White House… whether [...]
Part I
2007 was a fantastic year. We will all miss it. However, there is hope on the horizon! Leading sources tell me that we have plenty of Brit meltdowns on the menu to spice up our lives in the coming year. Also, Uggs will be in. Still.
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So, what should you be on the lookout for [...]
The furor against the “Church” of Scientology is radiating all throughout the interwebz in the wake of Tom Cruise’s frighteningly bizarre KSW video (And he’d been doing so well since the “Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, MATT! AAAAAARGGGGGHHH” fiasco!) and the church’s subsequent attempts to have the video removed from Youtube and [...]
January 14, 2008Well, the big 0-0-7 is over and done with and studio execs are giving the awards season a kick-start. I was all set to experience some glorious Red Carpet action last night and lo! do my eyes deceive? for the scrumptilescent ball gowns and tuxedos I had expected to see were replaced by two [...]
January 9, 2008[youtube oqH6-K19O3]
Video by Ryan Rice.
The Senator proceeded to give another fantastically inspirational speech to the fired up! and ready to go crowd.
Pictures to come.
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