Some people get all the breaks

By Trevor Timm | Leave a Comment

At this point, how many of the Miss USA pageant contestants are cursing themselves for not having the luck of getting asked a controversial question, knowing how easily they could have given an ignorant answer? The number’s gotta be in the 40s. Especially the winner. She’s must be pissed.

Yippie Kay Yay Mother-Voter

By Mike Chase | Leave a Comment

The french call it l’esprit d’escalier, or translated to english as “staircase wit,” it’s that “I should have said…” comeback that only comes to mind seconds, minutes, or hours after the opportunity to burn your opponent has passed. If you live in a one story house or are confined to a wheelchair, you may never [...]